Thanksgiving Day

Stuffing-your-face-day - in the US the 4th Thursday in November - in Canada the second Monday in October. Basically to celebrate the Pilgrim's slaughtering of the Indians year after year.

One Maerican: What are you thankful for?
Other American: I am thankful for the help and all the food the Pequot Indians gave us when we started settling this land. What are you thankful for?
One American: I am thankful for slaughtering those very same Indians only a few years after!

by Ghostwriter4u November 26, 2003

Singles Day

A day in which we celebrate being single, screw valentines day! A day in which you just get beyond drunk and can bang whoever you want with no ramifications, because it's singles day! Singles day is only to be celebrated in the summer in which beaches, beer, bikinis, shots and sweaty nights are prime. So screw valentines lets get drunk and celebrate singles day!

"Dude you know she was like a 2"
"It's singles day and I just took 4 keg stands"
"That's legit"

"He has a girlfriend, you know."
"I don't care it's singles day, screw it"

by ScrewValentines February 11, 2010

freshman day

A day where upperclassmen "hunt" down freshman. Usually occurs around the second week of school or homecoming. They usually ziptie book bags shut, hit them, draw on them and so on. It's a way of saying "welcome to highschool"

"Hey johhny, lets get Mike the freshman. It's freshman day today. I brought some zipties"

by Skaterstan13 October 19, 2015

non-day

A day that has been wasted. You've done nothing with the day. A wasted day.

So, you done much today?
Nope, it's been a non-day

by toastburn March 14, 2011

Lorgy Day

The day formerly known as monday which is no longer the worst day but in fact the best day for it is the day you buy lottery tickets and have orgies

Puddin, Kim and Slapchoppin had a good Lorgy Day

by Slapchoppin December 8, 2009

faux day

faux day is a day that you intend to get everything done. but you instead you relax and do nothing at all.

anne ment to go to the supermartket and take a run but instead she had a faux day

by peter sarich April 1, 2009

Anna Day

The day where Anna gets to do whatever she wants except the Anna´s with one N because they are stupid and not worthy because of their one N. All the Anna´s in the world just get to cause chaos.

The Purge = Anna Day

by Anna from Redding April 28, 2020