connor is a highschool drug addict that likes to steal condoms and tries to hook up with younger girls. hes high half the time and gets grounded alot.
by laughingcatemoji July 19, 2020

Has a massive cock
by Could be connor April 12, 2024

a connor is relatively popular but popular bc of his friends. He is decently attractive and athletic and talks to lots of people. but connor is a subtle ass.. he will lead you on and make you feel special just to “lose feelings” beware of connors
by meganmill33333 December 21, 2019

The sexiest person you'll ever meet. has and 18 inch shlong dongy dick, and his popular with the men. he also plays minecraft
by eldenringplayer July 21, 2022

first things first the guy who wrote this other kyle thing above or below me is a retard because Connor is the best guy ever!
by applepenpinepen December 6, 2017

He's a prick and annoying asf.
Bro is always rocking the weirdest haircut ever.
You can always catch bro driving a 1988 Yugo GV.
Bro becomes 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 when he sees BBC.
He'll treat you like a piece of shit at all times, even then you haven't done anything wrong.
Don't let him get too zesty around you or he'll drain your balls in ways the mortal mind cannot comprehend.
And he'll gluck your wiener into oblivion.
This applies to ALL Connors.
Do not believe any Connor saying they're different from this.
Bro is always rocking the weirdest haircut ever.
You can always catch bro driving a 1988 Yugo GV.
Bro becomes 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 when he sees BBC.
He'll treat you like a piece of shit at all times, even then you haven't done anything wrong.
Don't let him get too zesty around you or he'll drain your balls in ways the mortal mind cannot comprehend.
And he'll gluck your wiener into oblivion.
This applies to ALL Connors.
Do not believe any Connor saying they're different from this.
Dude 1: Yo is Connor coming to your house tonight?
Dude 2: I dunno man, from rumors I hear, he drains the balls of his victims in ways the mortal mind cannot comprehend.
Dude 1: Best to be safe. By the way, did you get the bug spray that Laura was asking for?
Dude 2: Yup, it's in the back seat in a Walmart bag in my truck, I'll get it to her tomorrow.
Dude 1: Do you wanna go to Cracker Barrel after the football game?
Dude 2: I'm down.
Dude 2: I dunno man, from rumors I hear, he drains the balls of his victims in ways the mortal mind cannot comprehend.
Dude 1: Best to be safe. By the way, did you get the bug spray that Laura was asking for?
Dude 2: Yup, it's in the back seat in a Walmart bag in my truck, I'll get it to her tomorrow.
Dude 1: Do you wanna go to Cracker Barrel after the football game?
Dude 2: I'm down.
by Spicy Soap Dispenser April 28, 2024

by Ooxoo June 8, 2021
