the dirty rocking horse with a straw tail

well just an old rocking horse that you sit on and just rock back and forth and by then by turning it on it side, now that the person is warmed up and streched, the horse handles are inserted any way you want it anal or vaginal, it is generally used as a fat girls or guys plaything or love friend, after wards you suck the handles to get all juices and fecal matter off, so the tail is to wipe your ass and the smell keeps your friends and family away so you can enjoy the investment you have earned horse, fat chick, boyfriend,girlfriend, lovehorse

Damn, my rocking horse with a straw tail was sold to a fat chick for a long lasting love relationship. I am going to miss the long 23 hour riding days.

by thurgud the terrible June 4, 2004

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whale tail

A camel toe for guys.

That guy is sporting a huge whale tail

by nessafox October 5, 2009

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tail gunner mouth wash

(see jizzy)

You need to fill that dirty little mouth of yours with some tail gunner mouth wash, Bob.

by MedPancOblon March 4, 2004

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Tailpipe

Insultive term used primarily against a male, normally this word would be used when you have become bored of using more common phrases such as dick head, wanker, knob head, twat etc etc.

Mat says: You heard anything off Mark?
Carl says: Nah mate, I text him the other day but the tailpipe did'nt reply.
Mat says: F**k him then mate.

by DeV1Se August 5, 2006

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