Right Turn Clyde

I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.

Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?

Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!

by anonymous October 17, 2021

As the World Turns

The best fucking Eminem song ever!!!!!!!!

Example 1
As the world turns is my favorite track off of The Slim Shady LP

Example 2 (True Story)
Me to my best friend sam: Yo sam, listen to this song I found on that USB my aunt gave me, it is quite possibly the best song of all time
Sam: ok, what is it?
Me: The best fucking song ever *Plays it*
Eminem: It all started when my mother took my bike away cuz I murdered my guinea pig & stuck him in the microwave
Sam: What in the actual muther fuck did I just hear?

by Krak Hed September 9, 2020

San Francisco u-turn

When a straight male is unknowingly with a tranny & realizes that there is a cock and balls there and just sticks it in his asshole instead.

To my surprise, last night I had to pull a San Francisco u-turn, it was it was (tight) awesome!

by Johnny The King August 2, 2024

Turned-on Taco

A hard shelled taco. The opposite of a Turned-off Taco

Man, my turned-on taco was so crunchy but it was out so long it turned blue.

by TacoKink January 23, 2019

Turning Stone Casino

Imagine the Citadel from Half Life 2 but instead in a cornfield.

That building isn't abandoned, it's just storage for the Turning Stone Casino.

by Serge Ivanov December 4, 2023

Cincinnati left turn

When you can't get a bitch to get out of your car. You sneak and unbuckle her seat belt. And then reach over and open her door with your right hand while turning left hard on your steering wheel while going at a decent speed. She will eject from your car. This is know as a Cincinnati left turn.

That bitch wouldn't get out of my car so I Cincinnati left turned her.

by Sleazy Eazy Ec April 3, 2020

turning girls gay

when black women dont like big black pp its to big tyrone im gonna take the kids and bust

i took a porn hub pill then my pp shrunk to the size of a penne so my ROBLOX gf said i don't like your pp pics and then she recorded a porn hub vidow with another girl so thats the story of how i turned my 5 year old ROBLOX gf gay (im 50 so i turning 5 year old turning girls gay)

by y1uittywuyfuwguhg October 21, 2023