Tool Bag

The type of guy who - before he introduces himself - tells you about his tattoos and brags about getting a deal on suits

Jarret said, "my next triathalon is next week. My mom lent me the money to enter!"

Jarrret is a tool bag.

by Bubba gunk September 3, 2017

Tool shed

Where people go when they make a really tool-ish comment.

Boy 1: Hey dude can you lend me a couple dollars?
Boy 2: Oh yeah sure best friend here's your money, and maybe we can hang out later?
Boy 1: Nah, but thanks for the money, and when you're done go to the tool shed douche.

by youknowit21454 June 5, 2010

tool

someone who constantly cheats on their significant other, can be male or female

my friend was dating this guy, and one night he and my friend's best friend were hanging out and ended up having sex. my friend broke up with him when she found out and then he and the best friend started dating. until he cough the best friend making out with is best friend in the school library. the guy and the best friend broke up

both the best friend and guy are tools

by shortyAJ February 27, 2011

Devil's Tools

An item or even a body part that can be used to create a disaster.

These hands, they're the devil's tools!

by emjayare August 5, 2021

Tool-ly

A individual that drives a diesel pickup truck with "stacks" installed in the bed of their truck. They think they are cool but they are really a tool.

Billy-Bob installed stacks on his truck in shop class today. Everyone in school thinks he is a Tool-ly.

by Cj_3@$+o8 March 3, 2011

Tool Shed

A group of five or more people acting or dressed like tools in public, especially occupying the same booth at a restaurant.

Also abbreviated to "Shed" i.e. "Don't look now, but they're building a shed by the Student Center"

Stay away from Hollister, that place is a total Tool Shed.

God damn, a Tool Shed just sat at the next booth.

by Tonaho April 28, 2011

Tool

Daniel Michael Marion.

Dan stop being a fucking tool.

by imabsyou July 16, 2008