by Nutmonster January 5, 2025
Get the No Jessmug. by Bigdicknigel69 February 10, 2018
Get the jess wrightmug. jess i a blonde she is dumb and short. she has daddy issues. jess doesn't know how to tie her shoe laces and her friends keep trying to teach her but she is partly deaf. She has adhd and she is dyslexic. Which is not bad thing it makes her funner. Her bad qualities are the fact that she makes a big deal over the pen lid u stole from her as a joke but, u can never stay mad at her she my bestiee.
jess u bitch
by apersonmatee September 5, 2022
Get the jessmug. Jess is a lovely friend but will constantly weave dance into every conversation. They perceive themselves as the Billy Elliot's of the world despite never making it further than their village hall dance lessons.
PERSON 1: I've taken up running
JESS: As a dancer, I'm unable to run as it uses different muscles
PERSON 1: That's such a Jess thing to say! We get it you dance!
JESS: As a dancer, I'm unable to run as it uses different muscles
PERSON 1: That's such a Jess thing to say! We get it you dance!
by milbooo January 29, 2024
Get the Jessmug. by T2KMAXX November 30, 2021
Get the Jessmug. Jess is a wonderful human being, a kind soul with a great spirit. She is exciting, interesting and funny. But you also kinda just want to pie her in the face. But you would probably fail to pie her because of her insane strength.
Man, I tried to throw pie at Jess yesterday, but she took it straight out of my hand and pied me instead, it was so embarrassing.
by dereksinginghighlikethis June 8, 2022
Get the Jessmug. JESSE IS A NIGGA
by KYLEE MILLER April 3, 2020
Get the Jessemug.