dutch firepit

when one person farts under the covers, subjecting the other to grievous discomfort, not quite as unpleasant as a dutch oven, however.

as i was discussing the vastness of my world-wide radio groupies, my female companion cut loose a fart that registered a 6.2, creating a dutch firepit that wilted my lower extremities.

by the mostly reverend January 20, 2010

Dutch Bicycle

A bicycle with a normal design (has a wide seat, suspension, a back rack, chainguard, mudguard) that can be ridden in an upright position (upright as in sitting or walking); a Gazelle, Batavus, or Azor bicycle; a mode of transportation

I'm getting rid of my horrible mountain bike and getting a Dutch bicycle instead.
This is a Dutch bicycle, not that nonsensical foolishness called a BMX bike

by fietsen December 24, 2018

dutched up

When you smoke a lot of joints/bongs with your car windows up. Then as you open the windows or doors, smokes poors out.

hahaaa look at that dutched up car

by kinkiikyz October 14, 2010

dutch touched

To get your ass hurt, fucked up, merked, and/or bodied.

Guy 1; why are you locked up?
Guy 2; mane this dude slapped my mom
Guy 1; and what you do?
Guy 2; i dutch touched that boy, hence the reason I'm in jail!!!

by kanaryellow October 29, 2014

dutch banker

Sex act involving a father and son. Son bends over and exposes asshole as father masterbates vigoursly while raining dollar bills on son.

"Dude I heard Phil's dad is his Dutch banker" - Connor
"Yea dude, it's pretty fucked up" - Aaron

"Hey dad , it's time for me to see the Dutch banker" - Phil

by CarlosXantana November 10, 2015

Dutch Textage

The tendency of writers to display undue bravado when communicating on the net, much like how alcohol loosens the tongue...

Annie lead me on by e-mail, but once we met I knew she was just all talk. Must have been some Dutch textage...

by Johnny Kwlmann March 27, 2009

dutch blizzard

When a guy cums on a fan on it's highest setting, leading cum to fly everywhere. Ultimately the other person participating will have cum all over their body like the face and tits.

I did the dutch blizzard the other day with this random hooker. The next day my parents came over and asked if I painted the walls white.

by BlackKid69 February 10, 2014