standard up titters

thinking that someone would take it up the arse.

hey that girl is fine.
yeh man.standard up titters

by joshua earle June 16, 2007

Candle Bag Titties

Breasts on (but not limiting to) men, an extremely saggy, lop-sided, pair of breasts. Usually seen in over-set elderly women. Occasional men apply.

Candle Bag Titties
1. Purchasing two candles from your local convenience store and placing them into two separate plastic bags. Notice the "sag."
2. Kirstie Alley
3. Joseph R. Gannascoli
4. Chastity Bono
5. That one Mcdonalds chick from those cell phone forwards.

by WtF#? September 27, 2010

Itty bitty tittie bittie

Cute girl with tiny honkeraroozas. Obviously.

John Wayne: "Dude so the other night i was ragin' this party and I woke up next to an itty bitty tittie bittie. IT WAS SICCK."

by Trevor Hardcore October 11, 2011

Suck some titties day(June 24th)

June 24th of every year is a day dedicated to sucking a girl's tits. Use this day to suck as many titties as you can possibly suck and motorboat as many bitches as you can.

Yo bro June 24th is coming up soon, you know what that means,SUCKING TITTIES DAYYYY!!! I cant wait till suck some titties day(June 24th)

by Dudebrosmd June 19, 2020

Diabetes Titties

When someone has large breasts due to being overweight.

Dude, that guy is so fat he has Diabetes Titties.

by dickhole23 December 23, 2011

Titties

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Thicc titties - ( cc )( cc )
men titties - (. )( .)
Asian titties - (.)(.)
margret thatchers rotting corpse titties - 💨💨

dem titties dough, what would u say dere liek mahn? (. )( .) Haha! Ffs dude

by KekCovfefeSwegDab August 29, 2017