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You can’t dance to Beethoven

Basically when something doesn’t work out.

It can also be used when you don’t know how to respond to something

Originated from nerds who are in love with River Phoenix and have nothing else to do with their time.
Michael: Hey, I’m sorry things didn’t work out with you and Damon.

Aleks: Welp, you can’t dance to Beethoven.
by Jaebay December 19, 2018
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People pay fine after making a mistake.

Very simple concept to understand folks.
If you can't afford to pay the fines, don't do the crime!!!
by Glorymummy January 27, 2021
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you didn't listen to the album, did ya?

someone has no idea what the situation is about, but still has the urge to put their oar in.
Niall: “what’s your favorite song of the album?”
Fan: “what a time”
Niall: “ you didn't listen to the album, did ya? ”
by whoran June 5, 2021
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i don't consent to being sentenced.

a very simple, yet MASSIVELY effective phrase that if said in court, will pardon you of any crime, whether it be rape, murder, or driving a car into a christmas parade!.

*this sentence was used in the darrell brooks sentencing trial that happened earlier today on 2022-11-16 and the live chat went crazy with the "lols" and the "lmao's". i thought it was pretty funny when he said that lol.
judge:for the crimes you have commited, such as rape, murder, trespassing, castration of the elderly i sentence you to 1000 yea-

defendant: i don't consent to being sentenced.
judge: oh, i guess you're free to go...the jury would like to thank the thing and people for their blah blah blah blah.
by penis of johnson. November 16, 2022
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you aren't meant to be here

*insert eyebrow the rock meme* you aren't meant to be here??!!!!!!1.
by yetineroz March 11, 2023
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AND YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND

shout this at your friend without context.

AND YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND
A SHAME YOU SEEMED AN HONEST MAN
AND ALL THE FEARS YOU HOLD SO DEAR
WILL TURN TO WHISPER IN YOUR EAR
AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY MIGHT HURT YOU
AND YOU KNOW THAT IT MEANS SO MUCH
AND YOU DON'T EVEN FEEL A THING
person 1:"AND YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND"
person 2:"stfu this is the 65536th time you've suddenly started singing this song please seriously get some help"
by Haddam Sussein June 1, 2022
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