Redneck Short Bus

Any kind of truck designed for showing off rather than function. Often driven by rednecks who never completed high school. Doesn't matter if it's a $50K F250 or a $200 1984 Chevy Beater with 30 inch tires, as long as it's driven to look tough with out serving any function and guzzling too much gas.

You're jogging down the road, you turn the corner and jump for the bushes because the Redneck Short Bus clipped the corner and almost hit you.

by hHop October 8, 2013

Legitimate shortcut

Within the rules cutting through bull**** and red tape to get directly to the issue.

The professor took a legitimate shortcut to ensure the sanity of his students and colleagues.

by Dr. Gallesa March 31, 2020

Respect short people day

So basically u have to respect everyone short and tall people must be punished. U now have permission to kick tall peoples shins :))

Oh look it’s ‘Respect short people day’. I must go respect luckas 🤠👍🏻

by Luckas u prick :)) October 19, 2020

Fuck short people day

On january first, you get to fuck anybody under the average height for their age and they cant do anything about it

Person 1: Dude, its fuck short people day
Short person: oh hell no

by Dhhdhshsh December 31, 2020

Ol' Short Eyes

President Biden. A derivation of "Ol Blue Eyes" nickname for Frank Sinatra, but given an appropriate description given the Joe Biden's predilection for pedophilia.

Don't ever let your young daughter stand by Ol' Short Eyes for a picture if she ever visits the White House!

by Cuivre2004 July 7, 2022

One prong short of a full fork

When a person who works at a certain company, in a place where everyone works together tightly in a rather small room becomes completely paranoid with the false belief that people are hiding behind "pine trees" at her home and peeking through the windows because she feels that her life is just so very interesting and because of that, and that point only, there must be co workers of this person spying on her at her house after work just because they couldn't possibly have anything better to do!

I know he is up to something. That is what you guys must mean when you talk about hiding behind trees. I can't believe I didn't figure it out sooner! If someone makes a comment about hiding behind a pine tree, well then; there is only one possible answer to why they would do such a thing. IT IS BECAUSE THEY MUST BE SPYING ON ME AT MY AMAZING HOME! The rationale is simple! No one that I work with could even possibly have it better than me, so therefor they must have to spy on me to see my wonderful life which is cock full of joy, love, happiness, and Psychosis!!!! "Wow, that woman is "One prong short of a full fork"!

by rickdudly February 8, 2013