surf and turf day

14th of april. a month after 'steak and blowjob day', which is a man's holiday to celebrate it's a month after valentine's day, which is a women's holiday. surf (fish) and turf (meat) is a holiday for both sexes.

the 14th of april is it national surf and turf day.

by jeetjedeetje March 15, 2016

scurfty

A dirty sleezey look on a person. Trashy looking person who needs to shower.

He is scurfty

by Magicmike609 March 12, 2016

Surfist

The assumption that everyone in Hawaii knows how to surf. Not racism, surfism.

Laura: So, you can surf right? Maybe you could teach me.
Hannah: Wow, that was really surfist of you to assume that I surf just because I lived in Hawaii.

by ijustneedausername123 December 16, 2016

surface mount

When you blow your load on any surface and pushe someone on to the sticky puddle

When we were done banging I surface mounted Kim to her counter.

by DumDumDugan December 21, 2016

suratman

Suratman means the annoying person that kicked some ass.In malay,it means mail.He is the riping ass motherfucker

We know Suratman who has kicked my friend ass,motherfucker..

by Jackky lench December 26, 2016

surfries

the surprise fries you find in the bottom of the McDonald's bag.

Jim: Are the any surfries in the bag?
Anne: Yes.

by Raquelnc December 27, 2016