stankrod

a penis that has recently been pulled out of a shit crusted asshole.

I pulled my dick outta your moms ass and before she would blow me again she said, "Go wash off that stankrod!"

by fox3762 August 24, 2010

stanky patty

When your banging a chic and all the sudden you smell a smell that seems foreign to you (not a normal woman's scent, smells like an old pastrami sandwich) and you say "Damn that's a stanky patty!

I was with this rando i took home from the bar and once we started banging, I smelled something I've never smelt before, so I screemed out "I got stuck with a stanky patty!"

by Michael Fountainhead July 21, 2017

Stankalia

A girl that smells like fish and thinks she’s dope but she’s a little nigward

Hey that girl is such a stankalia

by acidistocracked July 7, 2021

AIDS Shank

When a person with AIDS defends themselves by plunging a knife into their own skin, then uses it to threaten whoever is threatening them with the now AIDS infected weapon.

Murderer: I'm going to stab you!
AIDS guy: *stabs self and hold out the bloody knife* Try it and I'll give you my AIDS.
Murderer: Whoa whoa, calm down, man. I'll leave you alone.
AIDS guy: You'd better, or you'll be AIDS-ified by my AIDS Shank.

by NK-Penne December 27, 2011

anal shank

A sharp stick with either blades and or sand paper attached. That you shove up your buddy's anal cavity.

I grabbed the anal shank and shoved it up my buddy's ass with satisfying pleasure

by TaysteePoussey July 29, 2014

Stankobate

When one goes into a bathroom after someone else has taken a particularly large and stanky shit and jerks off to the smell. Stankobate..

Jim- Hey dude where's Jenny?
Bob- She's in the can crappin out that giant burritto we just ate.
Jim- Sweet Dude!! I can't wait to go in there when she's done and Stankobate like crazy!!!!

by Trakunkrid January 23, 2017

Sfank

A minor form of any worse curse, similar to dang, flip, and frick.

"You didn't big up the bag of frozen puppies I asked for? Sfank you man!"

by MrMastodonFarm May 31, 2006