red spade

1. The mark made by an erect penis when it strikes the skin, esp. of the face.
2. The act of creating such a mark.

"Come on, slap me with that cock," she said, "give me the ol' red spade!"

by cesiophile January 21, 2015

Break the legs off the spider

The act of anal sex.
A nice tight ass looks remarkably like a Daddy-long-legs spider, hence the insertion of a penis appears to be breaking the legs off that same spider.

" Man, that girl loves it hard. After fucking for awhile she grabbed the lube, slapped her ass and told me she wanted to break the legs off the spider."

by the Den of Iniquity December 7, 2006

Spades

Space aids

Shit man when I was vacationing on Risa 7 I met this Kardashian and she gave me spades.

by jesus.son March 18, 2011

spider

When a guy sticks his thumb up a girl's ass from behind (likely while fucking her doggy style) and lets his fingers rest on her upper ass/lower back (possibly tapping his fingers making it even weirder). This makes it seem to her as though a giant spider is crawling up her ass. Most likely done by inexperienced individuals.

Jen: So I heard you fucked Joe? How was he?
Jamie: Uhhh...ok I guess, he kinda weirded me out by doing the spider though.
Jen: Fuckin amateur, lets make out.

by Gamblar December 9, 2008

Barking Spider

A fart made while sitting in a chair. A chair has four legs. The person has two arms and two legs- that's eight legs- thus the spider reference. With time the term has been misused so often, it has now come to mean any fart.

( Person sitting next to you lifts one leg and farts ). I have to go, that Barking Spider just put me off my lunch.

by Mark Trageser March 7, 2008

spade

(noun) a term used to describe the very soul figures of hip and jazz; someone of african american descent.

Hey man! lets go hike strip and find a spade to invite to dinner.

by cool kristi June 11, 2006