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speed leach

That driver who can't regulate their own speed so drives themselves up to the rear bumper of the car in front of them regardless of the speed until you pull over then they attach to the next car in line
This speed leach was following me through traffic for 20 miles 6 " off my bumper, then when I pulled over he pulled up on the bumper of the guy in front of me doing 30 mph!
by Mrfixit0623 May 12, 2016
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Speed Bump

I wouldn't let her suck my dick because she had a speed bump.
by Ka Napp October 24, 2023
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Speed bumps

To have Herpes,
Tyrone drove over Mindy's speed bumps at a high rate of speed which caused his exhaust pipe to have an outbreak two months later
by Dr.mud September 30, 2023
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speed eater

Someone who eates pussy after getting high in methamphetamine.
"The only reason I'm with the guy is because he's the best speed eater I've ever seen! I was raw for weeks!"
by JahRoo May 22, 2023
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Shop Speed Festival

A large group of people that do shopping cart racing around many different stores every night after midnight. See the definition of shopping cart racing to find out more.
I saw on a flier that there’s an shop speed festival somewhere in town. Wanna join?
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 12, 2018
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Speed Racer

A derogatory nickname for a disabled person in a wheelchair. Usually one in a hurry. Similar to calling someone wheels or hot wheels. Not to be confused with the words 'speed racist'. It is derived from Speed Racer or Mach GoGoGo a Japanese anime franchise about automobile racing.
Direct:
Whoa. Where do you think you're going speed racer? I don't have my starter pistol. Get back here.
Indirect:
I hooked up with this handy capable chick last night while I gave meals on wheels. But then her speed racer boyfriend came in and tried to show me his Chim Chim and I fuckin' bailed.
by The Amazing Speed Racist October 16, 2018
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Speed

The reason why some refer to methamphetamines as "speed" is because everything seems 10 times faster when using meth.
by UltimateDoge May 25, 2022
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