Get some cheetos

A command used to tell an individual to stop cockblocking, especially if that individual does not realize (s)he is being a cockblocker; A code phrase used to excuse oneself from a situation wherein one is cockblocking; Does not actually entail the physical activity of acquiring a bag of cheetos, it is only intended to protect oneself from a cockblock.

Michael, my lady friend and I are going to sit on my bed. Would you go get some cheetos?

by Mrob July 16, 2008

can i get some dome?

the question you pop to dumb bitches who you want dome from. Regardless of whether they consent or not, you can still refer to this period as the dome time. Tends to work better on girls who have a known record of giving mad dome and/or if they are drunk too.

Ey whats up bitches?! Can i get some dome?! over here right now?!!

by Dome Timer August 13, 2006

Bring some water with ya!

This is a phrase that, standing alone, seems very innocent, but when a white, older male shouts it at an immigrant who has just said that they are heading back to their homeland soon, it becomes incredibly non-P.C. If you're still confused, check out the example:

Immigrant in America: I won't be around for the next month. I'm traveling back to my homeland in Africa.
Dumb American: Oh yeah? Bring some water with ya!
Immigrant in America: (Confused look on face...thinks to self, "should I be offended?" and walks away)

(This would also work for Mexican immigrants.)

by Ed Santry December 1, 2007

Grow some bangs

Used when in arguments when you are completely in the wrong and can not think of anything else to say to the other party. Often used by people who are mentally unstable.

Girl one: Why don't you be nice to my friend!?
Girl two: Um, grow some bangs!

by 4evabig March 16, 2008

gargle some mayo

To enjoy a fresh load of man cream and emphasize your enjoyment by gargling it.

Bitch, why don't you go home and gargle some mayo.

by Skervy January 20, 2009

shag some balls

Hitting some practice balls on the driving range at the golf course

Wanna go shag some balls before we play a round?

by Shaggin May 12, 2016

Tear Up Some Ceramic

When you need to piss so incredibly bad, that you may possibly tear up the cermamic of the toilet / urinal. Replaceable with phrases such as, "I'm going to carve my name in that ceramic!". This phrase is commonly used when letting go enormous amounts of urine while out for a night of drinking.

I need to piss real bad after all that drinking, nevermind breaking the seal, I'm going to tear up some ceramic.

I really need to tear up some ceramic; I may even carve my initals in that toilet.

by Eric K Anderson September 30, 2007