Snake's Nest

A penis and testicles also known as a package.

My scout leader vigorously slid his snake's nest up and down my tent window.

by Poodlequeef June 21, 2017

Solid Snake

Get a blowjob from a girl outside of her parents house in the deadzone between sensor light

1: Dude, I just got a Solid Snake from my GF
2: Nice!

by Fowly January 4, 2015

Nake Snake

Instead of sleeping naked, which is uncivilised, you bear a snake across your private parts. This acts as a boundary layer to prevent profanities in compromising situations, and because snakes are cold blooded it keeps you cool.

Lad 1: Man it's so hot, I wish I could sleep naked but I don't want you to see my knockers.

Lad 2: Well maybe you should grab that snake over there and give the Nake Snake a go.

by NippleMuffins July 24, 2018

bar snake

A bar snake is one of those guys who never leave the pub and always hit on girls half their age. This can also work for females.

Girl: That guy is such a bar snake

Friend: Yeh what a wanker

by BarSnakeBulldogee May 26, 2017

snake reason

Having a secret reason for knowing, doing, or wanting something.

Person 1: Scott has a snake reason for learning the figure 8.
Person 2: That sneaky snake! Arg!

by The Snakester June 16, 2010

Snake Charmer

When a woman poops while having sex in the doggy style position. The turd slithers out like a snake being charmed by magical music.

Robert is one of the best snake charmers in the land. He had Bridget’s brown snake standing at attention in no time.

by Panda Bear 43 January 2, 2021

Chasing the Snake

A Polish saying which explains why you walk twice as much going the same distance back from the bar than to the bar.

The staggering S pattern across the street is akin to chasing a snake, which slithers left and right.

"Woytek took 45 minutes coming home yesterday."
"What? But he lives down the road!"
"Yes, but he was chasing the snake."

by Dutchtica July 2, 2015