Spiderman

When you jerk your turkey for a little bit, then blow a reasonable amount of man snot onto your middle, and ring fingers, bend them back and flick them forward. this works on someones face, your friends shirt that he left over last friday, or it makes perfect holiday decorations "ooh spooky!!"

whoa whats that stain on the wall?
"umm, i think we had a visit from our friendly neighborhood, Spiderman!

by Ol Danky March 26, 2009

Spiderman that hoe

When you're fucking your gurl and then you cum in your hand and throw it in her face.

We don't superman no more, we just spiderman that hoe🤘🏻

by therealdeky March 10, 2017

spiderman

A guy who can climb up drains to rape women in their condos.

Police: Who raped this young woman?

guilty spiderman: Uhhhhh shucks, it was me...

by =3MC= August 24, 2009

spider

a creature that god put on this earth to create fear.

reaction to small spider: WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! *fires gun*

by Space-Penis Super-Gear February 23, 2011

spider

A slang term for a vagina

Oh my god, she spread her legs so far, you could see her spider!

by Kel B July 27, 2006

Upper West Sider

upper west siders live in rent controlled apartments that they brag about paying $350/month for. They are the cheapest, most inconsiderate, self-righteous people walking around, in addition to the sense of entitlement that they harbor.

That Fucking Upper West Sider has a huge sense of entitlement, plus she didn't pick up her dog's shit from the middle of the sidewalk!

by the Geniette in a bottle July 8, 2010