free show friendship

When two guys plan out an instance in which one hides in the closet while the other has sex with a woman. Likely to be, but not limited to, with a girl who is a slut and/or of low value. Many times, high levels of intoxication will be involved. Truly an act of great friendship.

Person 1: Did you hear? Jack and Matt planned a free show friendship at Meg's party.
Person 2: REALLY!?! That's so awesome. They are such boys.

by MLynchum March 15, 2011

Slide Show Raped

When someone incessantly shows pictures or memes on their cell phone.

Justin came in to the bar last night and slide show raped me with pictures kittens and guns.

by Annoyed@it August 20, 2013

to show somebody up

to make somebody look like a fool

He showed you up and you can't stand it. To show somebody up is to embarrass somebody.

by FHMZG65 May 4, 2015

Shit Show

A totally fucked-up situation

A former longtime Wells Fargo consumer bank employee in the Minneapolis region, who also spoke on the condition of anonymity, described a "cutthroat" environment that caused employees to fear for their job and make "bad ethical choices."
"It was a real shit show over there," he said.

by Izumrud April 11, 2017

show me your tits day

a day on november 18 of every year. usually to fuck gamer boys over in the middle of no nut november.

hey i’m already done with more than half of no nut november

girl: oh is that right? *shows her tits*
why would you do that now i’m going to fail no nut november

girl: because it’s national show me your tits day

by 42428 November 17, 2018

top-top show

(adj) being showy and just putting on a "show"

I can see right through his top-top show

by The real D-Rod October 28, 2008