Gamer Shower

When a man jerks it in the shower

Jack: “Connor why were you taking so long in the shower”

Willem: “He was taking a gamer shower”

by WinterShit February 4, 2019

Shiddly Shonkers

If something is so fucking mind blowing that you genuinely feel like your organs are going to combust.

Jim: Goddamn look at her ass

Craig: Shiddly Shonkers

by Definer69er February 15, 2020

Get in the shower

Shut up.

Person 1: Something sarcastic.
Person 2: Get in the shower.
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Shut up.

by Ducky V.M. Waddlesworth November 7, 2011

happy hour in the shower

The beginning of a night of drinking or end to a long day followed with a beer (or other alcoholic beverage) consumed while in a longer then normal shower.

1) It's Friday and I've worked all week, just as well start the night off with happy hour in the shower.

2) Gonna relax, go for a happy hour in the shower then sleep.

by adamyetikeats20 February 1, 2013

katy perry shower

A shower that constantly fluctuates in temperature.

Derives from the Katy Perry song, "Hot N Cold"

- Dang it, that house's got a Katy Perry shower.

- What do you mean by that????

- It's hot, then it's cold....

by Davidfreesefan23 September 4, 2014

innocent long shower

when you take a really long shower where no masturbation occurs

Hi Jess, I took an innocent long shower today.

by nanabaanan May 11, 2020