Pans-sexual

Perhaps the ultimate sign of domestication and usually happens in mid-to-late thirties though can happen earlier or later in life when the individual is truly ready.

“I was walking with my life partner around Ikea and I saw a set of pans. Then suddenly I felt a pleasant sensation in my loins”

“So your declaring yourself pans-sexual now?”

“Yes”

by too_hot_to_handle July 4, 2021

Emo-sexual

A person who is attracted to anything that would get them attention.

Did you hear about that emo-sexual girl? She fucked a toaster.

by Gclance June 24, 2016

Sexually frustrated

When an individual is sexually frustrated they are unsatisfied with their sex-life Instigating frustration, anger, and most of all causes them to be constantly defensive.

Friend 1: did you hear Doron was going off the rails after losing the $1500 free play he had at the casino in Vegas?

Friend 2: no way! How did that happen?

Friend 1: Blackjack, but I don’t he was angry cause of the money, I think he was sexually frustrated.

Friend 2: Yeah, that makes sense Doron has always been like that.

by Aaronpus135 July 15, 2023

Destiny Sexual

When A Person is only attracted to people that play the destiny series

Ohh yeah im not dream sexual, im destiny sexual

by The_Eliminator November 12, 2021

Sexual Apocalypse

1. An apocalyptic event predicted to take place on August 6th, year unknown.
2. An event thrown annually on August 6th to ward off the predicted apocalypse.

// Are you having people over for the sexual apocalypse this year?

// I’m so hungover… yesterday was the sexual apocalypse. But on the bright side, we survived another year! YES, HOWIE!

by CoolinFirth November 25, 2021

League-Sexual

Someone who focuses more on League of Legends than any pursuit of romance and sexual attraction.

Justin please there's a naked woman in front of you, stop being League-Sexual

by JacksonJet2 December 16, 2022

Sexually Immune

A person who has complete control over their sexual desires. Also a person with no sexual frustrations and is an absolute sex god/goddess

Kylie: OMG did you and Mark fuck last night?

Ave: No I'm waiting for the right moment

Kylie: wow you must be sexually immune, because a guy like him is too irresistible

by TheAnswerToAllYourPrayers April 20, 2018