seasoned pan

When you are coking on the stove and you purposely, or are lazy and use the previous pan or skillet that is already on the stove and you can taste the seasoning and flavor from the previous dish. This works especially well eggs and other absorbant foods. Best results occur after coking a steak or any other fancy foods. If you do not know what was previously cooked, don't worry, it will still turn out good 99% of the time. However, if the previous dish was burnt it will turnout bad 100% of the time. Seasoned plates do not work and are gross, needless to say.

Pops: Wow, son this meal is delicious. What seasoning is on this food?
Me: I used a seasoned pan pops!
Pops: I love you.

by z!g July 10, 2009

seasonally confused

When someone wears an article of clothing representing the opposite season.

that guy is so seasonally confused he's wearing a winter coat with shorts and flip flops.

by Z.Schram April 15, 2011

season ass

A hook-up, usually for sex, that happens infrequently, usually once a year.

"Does Pierre ever get laid?"
"Yeah, he's got a season ass during Comic Con."

by dwaynetrobinson April 17, 2015

Season oner

A person who thinks season one, or earlier seasons of a given TV show was the best, and the rest is shit. Mild insult intented.

Penny: "I thought he liked that show!"
Leonard: "Yeah, but he's a season oner, so..."

by UrbanKhan November 15, 2015

Seasoning the meat

Placing or drizzling a delicious substance on one's penis to make a blowjob better for the blower.
Putting food on the dick before it's sucked.

I threw some nutella on my dick just to season the meat for my girl.
Girl, he was seasoning the meat with some whipped cream last night.

by b&byc&kes February 16, 2017

Season food

Disgusting and repulsive food that only season T. would enjoy

looks at green hotdogs "thats season food right there"

by Boibutnotreally March 5, 2022