Snot Sausage

The male genitalia, penis, cock, prick, purple-headed-one-eyed-warrior, the little general, winkle.

"It was then that I saw the size of his snot sausage!"

by Snot_Sausage October 10, 2006

Bulgarian Sausage

A penis that is unusually small in length, but average to above average in width

How sad your Bulgarian Sausage looks

by That's Mr. Wanda to you April 21, 2006

Blood Sausage

When a person sinches a knot very tightly around the base of his/her erect penis just before ejactulation. This causes the blood in the penis to stay in the penis. The man or womans penis only becomes a blood sausage once their bigjuicyboner subsides. Since the lameduck (unerect penis) is much shorter than the bigjuicyboner and still has all of the blood from the bigjuicyboner, it looks like a plump blood sausage

Note: This does not work for niggers because of their burnt skin.

Hey ya'll! My new nigger can't get a blood sausage!

by nigkilla October 27, 2011

sausage

The fucking hottest dance group ever.

Did you see sausage last night? They rocked the heezy

by Sausages November 23, 2003

sausage fest

A party homosexuals have with their "sausages."

"I bet those queers have sausage fests all the time."

by Hectorisgon September 28, 2008

sausage sizzle

refers to a girls who is surrounded by guys and flirting with them

she is doing a sausage sizzle

by Naiji July 25, 2007

Sausage Farmer

Usually a gay male individual who is in search of acquiring more penises around him thus he "farms" them by planting the seeds of homosexuality and awaiting the sausages to spring up around him.

-"That guy over there sure does have a lot of male friends."
-"Yeah, he's a very successful Sausage Farmer"

by CantakerousCantankerer March 12, 2012