Santa

Santa aka old fat perv. He ha no cock and he usually rapes a rhino with a dildo attached to his stomach

Gay dude: is santa cool?

Straight dude: nah he lesbian

by Hvalbingeron May 20, 2018

Santa

A creepy old fucker who preys on little kids.

"omg look its santa, someone warn that pre-schooler before he gets shitmixed by santas large hairy elf cock"!!!

by jacko2431 June 1, 2018

Saitama

Your typical gary stu from a japanese anime

weeb : SAITAMA IS SO COOL HE CAN PUNCH YOUR HEAD OFF
smash fan: He's just a captain falcon rip off
normal guy: they both suck

by CryAtPromNight September 12, 2018

Santa

The man that slid down your CHIMNEY to break in that one Christmas Eve and ate all your FUCKING COOKIES. He wears red and white. Uses reindeer as slaves, and asks little kids to sit on his lap. Don’t sit on his lap.

I sat on Santa’s lap one time. ....it changed me.....NOW IM A RAPI—

by CallaDutyBoi420 October 10, 2018

Santa's Cookies and milk

When a female pleasures a guy on Christmas as their gift. The Male being Santa.

The man entered the bedroom and was greeted by Santa's Cookies and milk.

by Fatboy234 October 11, 2018

Santa Claus

A fat jolly man who eats all your cookies and gives you presents, don't give him cookies!!!!!!

ugh Santa Claus is such a fatty

by Gabilit October 24, 2018