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99c Store

LEE: "I buyz alda my bling at the 99c STORE."
DEE: "You are madwhack; and your bling is blang!"
by Chingo Bolamongo December 22, 2006
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True Story

Definition 1: True story, has become a phrase of agreement or acknowledgment akin to the phrase 'true that/dat.'

Definition 2: To express an almost disinterest in what someone has said, by simply affirming they have said it. Common synonyms are: cool, gotcha, uh-huh, true that, etc.

Definition 3: It can be used to try to affirm your own statement.
Example 1:
'Obama is doing a pretty good job in the White House so far, don't you think?'
'True story.'

Example 2:

'I just ate an entire pie!'
'True story.'

Example 3:
'I just ate dinner with Britney and she gave me head in the parking lot! True story!'
by Dy.no May 23, 2009
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Storm

A handsome young and intelligent young man who all girls like but he like the one girl u would think he wouldn't he is loving and caring and can be in a serous relationship
Storm is a chick magnet
by The_Harambe_lover December 12, 2016
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bad beat story

Someone who just lost a hand (usually in poker) and will bemoan about it to anyone who listens online.

Most of the time, the listeners do not give a shit about the other person's bad beat.

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Noob at poker: My 2-7 offsuit lost to AA when the flop came 2-7-9. The turn was a 9!! HOW LUCKY CAN HE GET?

Good person at poker: Like I care.
by Cds April 18, 2005
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liquor store

A wonderful place that sells great liquor like Jack Daniels for instance. I used to live in a liquor store and would steal the sacred booze, but then I had too much Old Grandad and went streaking past the manager with a bottle in hand, a 3 ply roll of toilet paper wedged firmly in my anus with some flying out behind, "Spank it" written on my chest with sidewalk chalk, my hair in a Mr. T mohawk, and then I puked and slipped in it, and was pummelled viciously by a group of bikers. Then they discovered my home underneath the bathroom floor. Now I'm poor and live in a dumpster outside the liquor store, drinking the few drops of alchol filled goodness left in the emptys. Please, if you smell a fishy, rotting apples smell near a liquor store, pass me some. I'm so lonely....and sober.....
Normal people will go to Liquor Stores to buy hard booze (80 proof and up) and then will usually be sissys and drink it with a cola beverage. Drink it straight!
I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo high right now.................................... heeheehee(hiccup).....passs meee anotha 'un billy bob!
by Jim E. Junk May 1, 2006
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story?

Cork (ireland) word for 'wassup?' or a general greeting. It came from 'what's the story?' but simply 'story?' is the shortened version.
1st person: 'Heya!'
2nd person: 'Story?'
by xxkrissxx September 18, 2007
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