snow bricks

Semi-melted ice that looks and feels like snow but at soon as you throw it at someone or something it will make it an impact.

The snow we get down in some parts of the suburbs of Georgia.

The Snow Bricks can't be used in a snowball fight because of the amount of pain you will feel.

by Emo and Black September 19, 2016

Snow Leopard

A woman who is 55 years or older that dates at least 15 years younger than her age.

Happy birthday your 55. You've offically become a snow leopard

by Imp666 June 23, 2016

Snow job

Where you take a snowball and shove it into someone's arse.

Guy 1: Dude... Why are you touching your butt..?
Guy 2: My girl gave me a snow job for being a dick and it's just now melting.
Dude 1: Ah, sorry bro.

by GeminiCritic December 10, 2016

Snow

Game of Thrones HBO television series references illegitimacy children as "Snow" instead of the proper English word "bastard"

" you're not my child, you are a snow Who belongs to somebody else."

by TurboGrafx-16 January 19, 2017

snow chucker

A durogatory term for a stupid Canadian

Chad Kroeger is a fucking snow chucker, AND he has a dumb last name.

by Chadleyturpenkum December 31, 2016

Snow douche

A snow plow truck driver who blocks in the end of your driveway with packed hard snow after you have just finished busting your ass shoveling a foot of snow from the entire driveway.

That snow douche just dumped another foot of snow in my driveway that I just finished shoveling!

by HTJA January 15, 2017

snow day

After a long day of school, going home on a cold winter evening, and going straight to sleep, we wake up, to see the holy rays of light right on our bed, as they guide us towards the window, where it's a snow wonderland. Quickly, we turn on the TV, and watch the news broadcast, as our school is suddenly closed. In great joy, we don't have to worry about the PTSD that we're given. It's a blessing from god himself, for the loyalty of those who have survived school without committing suicide or running away.

The idea of the snow day itself is basically when you've reached nirvana temporarily.

I looked outside this morning, and there was suddenly a snow day.

by disgusting_toenail_clippings September 16, 2017