This is a magical place on the woman where your troubles can be lost. Those with Salami vortex does not have this. Male anatomy can enter and enjoy its heavenly embrace.
by BookBuddeh July 9, 2023

I threw out my daughter's ratty old tennis shoes and she was so upset it was like shooting the lion!
by Anti-gutt September 9, 2015

A dry wank
"Did your girl come over last night?"
" Nah, I was in a bad way dude. All I could manage was a clay pigeon shoot."
" Nah, I was in a bad way dude. All I could manage was a clay pigeon shoot."
by zen123 July 29, 2016

An aboriginal person
by Certified racists August 18, 2024

Closing one nostril and blowing very hard out the other one so that any boogers inside shoot out. Note: Don't do this with your eyes open.
thing one: man I can't breathe through my damn nose
thing two: just shoot the goose bro
thing one: oh right
thing two: just shoot the goose bro
thing one: oh right
by ritzy115 April 25, 2020

To shoot and hang yourself is a humorous reference to suicide, made by the absurd nature of killing yourself in two ways at once. Can also be used as a threat of murder (shooting) followed by a cover-up of suicide (hanging). Also humourous, because it would very clearly not be suicide.
"I'll never give you my LED kitty headphones! You can pry them out of my cold, dead hands."
"That's what I *will* do after I shoot and hang you!"
"That's what I *will* do after I shoot and hang you!"
by Juneuey January 19, 2025

When you're having sex with your girl doggy and you stick your finger in her ass and there's a piece of shit your finger and you flick it off it becomes a shooting star.
Bro, I was fucking my girl last night and fingered her ass and there was a piece of shit. I flicked it off and it became a shooting star.
by Rayaj October 12, 2016
