The Paris Hilton rule

The rule that a hotel owners spawn may use and abuse power around the hotel only because their parents own the place

Justin: I want all the beers in the hotel right now for no payment, we'll replace it in the morning.
Manager: No ways
Justin: I'm justin
Manager: Oh fuck, please take it, The Paris Hilton rule applies

by Danyeezy in da heezy January 1, 2017

21 Day Rule

After a movie has been released for 3 weeks (21 days) everyone who has seen said movie has liberty to discuss said movie without fear of being bashed for spoilers.

Guy 1: Bruh! You spoiled the movie! I ain't seen it yet
Guy 2: 21 Day Rule bro, you had time to see it

by Toniiiii March 11, 2017

The 3-1-1 rule

The rule that when out drinking you can easily drink 3 pints before you need your first piss but thereafter it's one pint, one piss for the rest of the evening.

(Also applies to drinking tea if you're British).

"I've gotta go piss dude, the 3-1-1 rule's just kicked in".

by Woody72 May 27, 2017

lost cat rule

An accepted procedure, custom, or habit governing conduct with regard to a lost person at a beer festival. The lost person is treated like a lost cat. Not all cats are lost or want to be found and will be treated as such.

"We can't find Drew!"
"Lost cat rule. He'll come back when he's tired, drunk, and wallet-less."
"True."

by fledglingbrewer April 19, 2018

The Matt Rule

That there is an 80% chance that the more attractive you find a girl the more likely that girl is a bitch

The Matt Rule totally happened to me again! Proper liked this girl and she ended up ditching me on a date and was just a downright bitch, when will I ever find love

by DarkObsession September 19, 2017

10,000 mile rule

When you're 10,000 miles away from your wife, adultery doesn't count

Sami: 'You've gotta go on tour with him' Fiona:'Why?'' Sami: Because of the 10,000 mile rule, 10,000 miles away from your wife, adultery doesn't count '

by Testing12345 October 23, 2017