Where all the various denizens of the Patriot live when they're not busy serving as minions of Satan. Most of the time is spent looking at vulgar sites on the Internet (including this one), trying to convince certain women that colors DO in fact exist (dammit they do), arguing with each other, conspiring against each other, unloading their sick personal problems on the few male writers that still haven't fled in abject terror (talking about PMS - GROSS) and occasionally doing work when the Patriot members aren't too busy fucking around (on the table, that is).
The Patriot room kicks ass when we aren't busy watching the Nick Berg video over and over again, and making the whole room listen to our sick stories of how we got date-raped by our 30-year-old boyfriends.
by Unreal Tournament 2004 June 7, 2004
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Basically its the room people refer to when they tell you to "get a room"
Basically its the room people refer to when they tell you to "get a room"
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Jimmy hasn't paid his gambling debit and he hasn't been seen for a bit. Maybe Jimmy got sung a furnace room lullaby.
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Get the Living room football mug.The condition in which you end up with someone in their room (usually during a party where alcohol is involved) and some form of sex is expected to occur. Before you end up in the room loop, you think it's a good idea to have sex with this person, but when you get there you realize how wrong you were. In this no-win situation one of three things happens:
1. You make up a lame excuse about your drunk friend and leave ASAP
2. You start to have sex, change your mind, and leave. Usually results in you earning a reputation as a blue baller
3. You have sex with them because you don't want to piss anybody off and feel like shit about yourself the morning after
You usually have about five seconds to make up an excuse to get out of the situation before it becomes socially awkward to do so later.
Even if you break out of the loop in the first few seconds, you will usually be asked to leave the party.
1. You make up a lame excuse about your drunk friend and leave ASAP
2. You start to have sex, change your mind, and leave. Usually results in you earning a reputation as a blue baller
3. You have sex with them because you don't want to piss anybody off and feel like shit about yourself the morning after
You usually have about five seconds to make up an excuse to get out of the situation before it becomes socially awkward to do so later.
Even if you break out of the loop in the first few seconds, you will usually be asked to leave the party.
Christina didn't realize she had gotten herself in the room loop until it was too late to break out of it and ended up having terrible drunken sex with a guy who didn't know her name.
"I almost got stuck in the room loop last night, but I got out of it by pretending my friend had texted me and needed me to buy her a pregnancy test"
"I almost got stuck in the room loop last night, but I got out of it by pretending my friend had texted me and needed me to buy her a pregnancy test"
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