Putting someone in third gear

When you take a man by a sack and use it like you would a car shifter.

I’m putting someone in third gear because they stole my car

by Bigger men than yours April 11, 2022

Put my foot in the custard

Walking in on people having sex.

I went into my parents room and put my foot in the custard

by Ansaru September 26, 2012

Put my nose up in it

A term used by southern gentlemen to describe the action they do when sniffing through a diamond. Usually followed up by forming a diamond shape with your fingers and acting out the sniff.

Im gonna eat cheerios out her butt and "put my nose up in it"

by bizdev6969 May 5, 2021

Put that in your pillow and sleep on it.

Another, more sophisticated way for gentlefolk to say, “take that.”

George: “The mine will fail.”

Ross: “But our freedom never will.”
George: (defeated)
Ross: “Put that in your pillow and sleep on it.”

by Ross Poldark June 9, 2019

Put it on your wish list.

Phrase derived from a common online shopping option, but now used in colloquial speech to indicate that a requested action or item is beyond the pale and will not be honored. Often accompanied by a W hand-sign formed by an angled linking of two L's using the thumb and pointer finger.

You want to borrow my first edition copy of Alfred Bester's The Demolished Man? Yo, put it on your wish list.

by shakenspear June 15, 2020

Put the meat back in the mixture

What girl says when she is ready for the next sausage in a gangbang

Her- "put the meat back in the mixture"

by Fearinc April 2, 2019

Put a Quarter in your modem

When an online gamer complains about his or her connection to the game due to bandwidth, puting a quarter in your modem like a parking meter as a joke to improve said connection.

Ah man this lag sucks, "STFU Noob go put a quarter in your modem"

by Chuck Finely December 9, 2013