A phrase used to describe a person who is becoming erect (boner) becauce they heard or seen something gay.
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person 1: *shows nipples*
person 2: omg
person 1: I bet this put a piñata in your closet {laugh track}
person 2: omg
person 1: I bet this put a piñata in your closet {laugh track}
by AlmightyChad December 13, 2022
Get the Put a Piñata In Your Closetmug. Did you see that picture he put zero fingers up he gets no bitches and has no idea how to talk to women
by TheQueensdoctor September 11, 2022
Get the put zero fingers upmug. by pp cheese2000 May 3, 2022
Get the putting 4 fingers upmug. A More harsh and direct version of put that in your pipe and smoke it. Basically a way of telling someone how it is and if they don't like it they can go fuck themselves.
by Cuntgasm December 5, 2022
Get the Put that in your ass and fuck it.mug. Advertise on any Urban Dictionary word for 24 hours, plus get 10,000 views across Urban Dictionary. Clear pricing on whatever trend you can find.
by Tristan reads the dictionary January 22, 2023
Get the $5 to put an ad here!mug. When an online gamer complains about his or her connection to the game due to bandwidth, puting a quarter in your modem like a parking meter as a joke to improve said connection.
by Chuck Finely December 9, 2013
Get the Put a Quarter in your modemmug. To be used in the same way as "walking around like he owns the place"
Someone who is unwelcome, free loads, walks around naked and eating all your food, putting his dick in the fridge
"Whose this guy putting his dick in the fridge"
Whose this guy who thinks he's welcome enough to do something like walking around naked eating all your food.
Similar to "so you think you're better than me"
Someone who is unwelcome, free loads, walks around naked and eating all your food, putting his dick in the fridge
"Whose this guy putting his dick in the fridge"
Whose this guy who thinks he's welcome enough to do something like walking around naked eating all your food.
Similar to "so you think you're better than me"
by $kweex December 4, 2020
Get the Putting his dick in the fridgemug.