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Premature Put Away (P.P.A)

The act of putting your penis back in your trousers before fully shaking your drips
'Sorry i was rushing, i had a bit of a Premature Put Away (P.P.A)' Hope it doesnt stain.
by Craig Ellery December 9, 2008
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put zero fingers up

Did you see that picture he put zero fingers up he gets no bitches and has no idea how to talk to women
by TheQueensdoctor September 11, 2022
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Putting paper in the frying pan

A phrase used towards a person starting shit for no reason.
"Dave you've only had two pints, stop putting paper in the frying pan"
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Putting his dick in the fridge

To be used in the same way as "walking around like he owns the place"

Someone who is unwelcome, free loads, walks around naked and eating all your food, putting his dick in the fridge

"Whose this guy putting his dick in the fridge"

Whose this guy who thinks he's welcome enough to do something like walking around naked eating all your food.

Similar to "so you think you're better than me"
by $kweex December 4, 2020
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Put it on your wish list.

Phrase derived from a common online shopping option, but now used in colloquial speech to indicate that a requested action or item is beyond the pale and will not be honored. Often accompanied by a W hand-sign formed by an angled linking of two L's using the thumb and pointer finger.
You want to borrow my first edition copy of Alfred Bester's The Demolished Man? Yo, put it on your wish list.
by shakenspear June 15, 2020
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Put that in your pillow and sleep on it.

Another, more sophisticated way for gentlefolk to say, “take that.”
George: “The mine will fail.”

Ross: “But our freedom never will.”
George: (defeated)
Ross: “Put that in your pillow and sleep on it.”
by Ross Poldark June 9, 2019
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