A phrase used to describe a person who is becoming erect (boner) becauce they heard or seen something gay.
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person 1: *shows nipples*
person 2: omg
person 1: I bet this put a piñata in your closet {laugh track}
person 2: omg
person 1: I bet this put a piñata in your closet {laugh track}
by AlmightyChad December 13, 2022
Get the Put a Piñata In Your Closetmug. A More harsh and direct version of put that in your pipe and smoke it. Basically a way of telling someone how it is and if they don't like it they can go fuck themselves.
by Cuntgasm December 5, 2022
Get the Put that in your ass and fuck it.mug. by pp cheese2000 May 3, 2022
Get the putting 4 fingers upmug. Did you see that picture he put zero fingers up he gets no bitches and has no idea how to talk to women
by TheQueensdoctor September 11, 2022
Get the put zero fingers upmug. by Fat60yearoldNigeriansexkiller April 21, 2019
Get the Putting paper in the frying panmug. When you are taking a shit then decide to masturbate, then cover the fresh laden shit with your own semen.
by denseb0nerforest February 5, 2018
Get the Putting Sauce on my Nachosmug. When an online gamer complains about his or her connection to the game due to bandwidth, puting a quarter in your modem like a parking meter as a joke to improve said connection.
by Chuck Finely December 9, 2013
Get the Put a Quarter in your modemmug.