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pooer

anyone who pikes out, does anything stupid, makes a fool of themselves in front of a large audience, personally disgraces another, makes excuses for being lamo etc.

also known as king pooer or the pooest of poos.
'Brendonna is the pooer king of pooers'
meaning he is the owner of being poo.
by Harrie April 6, 2006
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online poker

a form of poker played bye a sideman(s) or a skidman(s) which takes no talent what so ever and is made for fat people to be good at and sit there while watching gay porn.
Don't be a sideman/skidman and play online poker.
by Fatty McFat Fat March 17, 2005
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poperz

people who the School Pope John Paul ll
"going to be a poper next year"
by ch33ka December 20, 2004
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poser

A person who tries being someone they aren't for social acceptance, and is always rejected by the cool kids.
1. Irma tried being like his friends Ryan R and Josh, who dressed and talked black, because they were. Irma began hanging out with them and copying their style right down to their socks, although he felt awkward and looked like an idiot. When he finally realized this, three years later, he tried being preppy like his friends Jim and Ryan W, but couldn't fit in with them either because he wasn't a prep.
2. Irma began watching MTV and BET and was influenced right away. He lived in a rich, crime-free, white collar neighborhood, but tried acting as though he were from the ghettoes of southwest Detroit. He wore baggy Girbaud jeans, a wave cap, and white tees down to his knees, although he looked retarded.

Irma: You are Asian. Black kids don't try to be Asian so why do you try to be black? You are a geek, face it. Popular kids don't try being geeks so why try being a popular kid?

Just be your ownself, you poser
by Truth88Max December 23, 2006
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Panty Poser

A lousy version of a drag queen, usually used by other drag queens to rip them.
Look, girlfriend, ever'body know y'ain't nuthin but a izzle little panty poser ho.
by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006
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noted poker authority

A nickname for a successful poker player who has become "noted" by publishing a book.
Boom! He's a Noted Poker Authority. Just like that. He wins a tourney and writes a book. If only I were so lucky.
by Elaine Vigneault May 18, 2006
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