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post-historic times

the era following the post-modern era. As new media provides instant documentation of events both large and small, and all recordings of earlier historic records are contained online, this era will be one in which our understanding of time and global events will be within the context of momentary and fleeting bits of information.

Study of history will be a fluid and all-encompassing creative work.
the New York Times? man, that's such a post-historic times entity...
by ms.MarthaG June 27, 2011
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Post traumatic stress

The feeling of unease and irreversibility following a post on facebook, waiting for someone to respond to it. Post traumatic stress is usually caused by the uncertainty of how the post will be received, if at all. The condition usually goes away after a couple of comments or likes.
- Dude, why are you checking your facebook all the time?
- I posted something a couple of hours ago and no-one has commented on it. No-one!
- You’re having a case of post traumatic stress.
- I know. Posting shit on facebook is bad for you.
- Come on, let’s build a computer out of wood instead of waiting for someone to like your post.
by Esben el Magnifico April 12, 2014
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Anonymous Post

A post where the writer is unknown. Started on facebook by MIC DROP (DJ, Radio, TV, Internet personality) as a way people could say things or ask questions without there identity being known. People comment and give advice, opinions, and etc.
***ANONYMOUS POST*** My boyfriend wants to have anal sex. Ive dont really like anal but I dont want him cheating on me. what should I do?
by MIC DROP December 19, 2012
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Hijack the Pooty

To get in a girls pants using false pretense or manipulation
C'mon man, you hijacked the pooty. Admit it.
"Jerry McGuire"
by Davis Bernie May 24, 2005
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The feelings of anxiety some New Jerseyans felt after the release of MTV's "Jersey Shore" which portrayed all state residents as having orange faces, dance and fist pumping skills, blowed out hair, and the confidence to talk about themselves in 3rd person.
Joe:"Hey bro, what's gotten into Grant? The kid hasn't gone out, shaved, tanned, or cut his hair in like two days."

John:"Grant's been diagnosed with Post Traumatic Jersey Shore Stress Disorder (PTJSSD) ever since that MTV show "Jersey Shore" came out. He can't stand going to Scorekeepers or out in public anymore because everyone wants him to fist pump and show off his abs."
by Stank Twatwell January 21, 2010
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ex post facto

a retroactive law, a law that retroactively changes the legal consequences of acts committed or the legal status of facts and relationships that existed prior to the enactment of the law.
Guy 1: I just murdered dat bitch for facing me!
Guy 2: Damn! Dat Dumb fuck Bush just laid down a law 'bout dat shit!
Guy 1: Motha fucka!
Guy 2: Shit! You is screwed--dat law is ex post facto!
by Maynard Mann ('M' Dawg) June 21, 2006
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