Colloquial term for someone who is obsessed with the vagina. Frequently, but not in every case, this individual is a male, and is most often in the age ranging from pubescent through the "horny old man" stage in life.
However, this term may also be used to describe a female who engages in frequent lesbian sexual encounters.
However, this term may also be used to describe a female who engages in frequent lesbian sexual encounters.
Honey, I'm sorry that I had cheated on you. I can't help it.... I'm a poonaholic, and can't control myself.
by Rev. Stephen December 7, 2010
Get the Poonaholic mug.Someone seeks, and attains, lots lof poon. When a poon ranger aquires a target he/she swiftly acts upon it and gets poon.
Must have high conversion rate, otherwise this is just desperation.
Must have high conversion rate, otherwise this is just desperation.
by ActuallyAnna March 14, 2011
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when a chubby or overweight girl has a little too much fat in her panties but makes for a good pillow after eating her out
'dude! did you eat out that fat chick last night?'
'yeah man, but it took so much effort i had to rest on her poon pillow for awhile..'
'yeah man, but it took so much effort i had to rest on her poon pillow for awhile..'
by octopriapus August 20, 2011
Get the poon pillow mug.physical contact with one's testicles by one's own or another's appendage, typically the hand. In certain contexts the appendage doing the touching could be represented by an elbow, a knee, a foot or even a fist. A "bare", "hairy" or "cracked" poconut implies skin on skin contact, while a "poconut on the tree" or "poconut with leaves" indicates indirect contact as when an intervening article of clothing or fabric shields the target testicle(s) from otherwise receiving a direct physical contact (si.e. kin on skin) from the touching appendage.
1. Joe: That TSA guy was a little bit too friendly. He gave me a couple of poconuts.
Bob: Oh man, were they hairy?
Joe: Nah, they were on the tree and still had leaves, but I think he would've cracked one open if I had gone to the private screening area with him.
2. Ken had a date with Barbie last night. I knew she liked candy and all, but apparently she played the Easter Bunny and gave him some serious poconut belly jean action.
Bob: Oh man, were they hairy?
Joe: Nah, they were on the tree and still had leaves, but I think he would've cracked one open if I had gone to the private screening area with him.
2. Ken had a date with Barbie last night. I knew she liked candy and all, but apparently she played the Easter Bunny and gave him some serious poconut belly jean action.
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