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sweater potato

The inner fillings of a sweater worn by a beautiful woman. Most commonly referred to as boobs, this version typically refers to those of a more mature woman.
Mrs. Davis sure does have some nice sweater potatoes, I would love to butter them up, cover them in sour cream and eat them down to the skin.
by hamdoguhoh January 2, 2008
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Aids potato

When one of your mates with aids helps you to cook and they cut themselves peeling potatoes
Dude? Wtf? You just bled all over my food, I'm gonna have to throw this aids potato in the bin!
by Iate1 November 20, 2009
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a burnt potato

A burnt potato stands for when you look burnt like a burnt potato and a burnt potato looks like if you were a potato and you are burnt
by Comoestashola December 1, 2017
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The Mashed Potato

A technique used in male masturbation. Instead of stroking the shaft up and down, the motion is circular. Resembling the mashing of potatoes.
Steve: Hey man, what did you end up doing last night?

Tom: I got bored and tried The Mashed Potato.

Steve: What!? What was it like?

Tom: It was..... incredible.
by Father of God June 30, 2010
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pussy potato chips

When you get a girl really really wet, and then rub your face all in it for a long time, coating your face with juice. Then get a hairdryer and blowdry your face. Then peel the coating off in tiny sections and put them in a ziplock back and poor salt in the bag. Makes for good snacks, during the superbowl, daytona 500, or any other sporting event.
Hey Bro, do you have a bag of clarissa's pussy potato chips? I could really use some pussy chips about now...
by JOJO trainer shreveport May 16, 2010
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Mashed Potatoes

When your penis becomes soft in New Jersey when you are having sex with a brodette at a disgusting beach house in the bathroom on top of your cousins puke from an hour earlier.
I had so many Jagr Bombs in Belmar, that I attempted to give Vanessa the peyton manning but I went limp and tried to stuff it into her taco with a spatula just like mashed potatoes.
by Sportnick9 February 22, 2008
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