poop on a log

an expression used to tell someone off, used in the same way as "f*** you"

you: ew, i hate your shirt. it's really ugly.
me: poop on a log!

by candy1993 May 8, 2008

Post Pardom Poop

Post Pardom Poop is a serious condition usually encountered after a quick emergency evacuation of the bowels. It usually affects males from the ages of 18-25 who have ignored the early warning signs of imminant poop. The condition's symptoms are immediate regret at losing so much of yourself, an empty feeling inside, and fear of ever losing another poop like that again.

Matt: Why is Jason crying and cradling his stomach?
Scott: He has been stricken with a serious case of post pardom poop
Jason: I just want to feel it back inside of me! To be whole again!
Chris (entering the room): Dear god I think someone left a kidney in the toilet
Eric: You guys are sick
Jason: Is it such a crime to love something you carried for so long?!
Matt: Can I use the bathroom? I'm expecting

by Regretful pooper April 16, 2009

Poop

The Original: One that slips out easily, and you wipe only 1 time.
The Infinite: one that takes 100 days to poop out.
The Pooballs: a kind of poop that those not go in the water, it goes on your balls!
The DIFFERENT Pooballs: Poop shaped like balls.
The Corn: Poop with corn in/on it!
The Suprise: You try to fart, but start pooping your pants in public!
The Drink: Pee coming out of your anus.
The DIFFERENT Drink: kind of poop Jim had after a night of drinking.
The DIFFERENT DIFFERENT Drink: Dirrhea.
The I CANT POOP! Poop: The kind of poop that won't come out.
The Fart: You know what The Fart is.
The Anus Steak Burger: Kind of poop after eating a burger.
The Ice Cream Poop: Kind of poop after eating ice cream.
The Shart Poop: Farting, but a little of poop comes out.

Jim: I had a night of drinking now i have to poop!

by u2dvdbono August 9, 2010

nuke poop

poop so strong that it flies out of your butthole like a nuclear explosion.

dude, i nuke pooped in my pants and they caught on fire

by ifihadaquarteridbuysomegum February 14, 2012

Christmas Poop

The colossal poop you take after eating anything and everything in sight during Chistmas time. May be large and solid, or squirty and nasty, depending on the types and quantity of cheese.

J: How was your Christmas Poop?

A: So solid I wrapped it in toilet paper and left it underneath the tree.

Poop

by CapFish91 March 1, 2017

Poop pipe

Another word for someone's butt hole, anus, or chocolate starfish.

1. Ross smokes the poop pipe
2. Ross your not actually supposed to smoke the poop pipe

by cpowers July 30, 2007