piss broke

A word created by Kate which is a new and improved hybrid combo of "piss poor" and "dead broke".

I'm piss broke! I'm going to have to start giving blowjobs for money to get by!

by @nikkapoo October 6, 2013

piss johnson

After peeing, when some left over pee drips in your pants.

Man I didn't shake enough, I pulled a piss johnson.

by Tom Ford1 December 2, 2013

Piss water jellyfish

When your old lady takes a piss in the middle of the night and lets the yellow mellow & you take a morning piss into the paper and it blows up like a jellyfish.

I got up this morning and took a piss and made the biggest piss water jellyfish you have ever seen.

piss toilet urine

by Paisley_pony February 12, 2014

piss pleasantries

The type of conversation you have with a person you're not really inclined to talk to. What you say when your better side, or simply human nature, is too polite to ignore someone you don't like, don't want to talk to, but have just unexpectedly bumped into.

"Did you see Veruca the other day? Her fashion sense is awful."
"Yeah, I actually exchanged piss pleasantries the other day at the grocery store. I was stuck in line with her at the cashier."

by Mersault77 June 7, 2014

piss blister

Noun (n.)

1) The result of a rash which occurs at the opening of the penis upon a combination of excessive urination and traditional american peehole filing at grit ranges below 60 (particularly but not exclusively during the final days prior to the winter solstace in south eastern united states,) and most prominant during barometricly unstable seasons.

They (obama, constituants) call me a cunt. I say, I'm not a cunt just look at my leaking piss blisters. Now show us your big tits little lady.

by poopbird July 17, 2014

Piss Ass

A defecation that is more liquid than solid, hence, as if you were pissing out of your ass.

Damn dude, those dumplings were gnarly, gave me piss ass for days. It was like an evil geyser, dawg.

by GRicksBigMoney May 22, 2015

Piss Money

Low amounts of money you can spend without remorse nor thought.
Typically less than 100$

A million dollars to a billionaire is piss money.
Person 1- Tj got shot over $40
Person 2- 40$?!? Man that's piss money
Rich Broke Stupid Drunk Money to blow Vacation Paycheck Ghetto Student loans

by Sstav October 23, 2015