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patrick schmitt

He’s a gay kid trying to find his place in the world
Patrick Schmitt is such a kind guy
by Patrick Schmitt January 7, 2019
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Patrick

Your such a Patrick
by Me dick September 3, 2017
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st patricks townsville

a school that is far better than maggots and iggy put together. while many are desperate for the attention of any male in a five-foot radius, the students aren't as stuck up as the students at schools like grammar and cathedral. An unfortunate side effect of being a st patties girl is the abundance of students that find an attraction to male teachers. st pats has its cliques; the rowers, the music cohorts, the anime kids, the smart kids, the stuck-up cathedral kids that couldn't make it at that school, and the assholes. Side effects may be: as previously stated, the male teacher attraction, the anger that the 'peasant schools' took over the iggy discos, always been seen as a whore because you talk to all the iggy boys, and the somehow strange ability to stalk any and every teacher online.
"where do you go?"
"St patricks townsville, why?"
"Which teacher?"
"...my math teacher"
by theslayestslaya June 16, 2022
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Patrick shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing you wish you were never born
Yooo let’s get Patrick shwavyd lol it’s lit
by Very bad person December 16, 2019
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Kill a Patrick Day

On the 15th of October there is a holiday called, "Kill a Patrick Day" on this day and only this day men have to kill a person named "Patrick".
"Hey bro, it's Kill a Patrick Day"
by Horsie The Lonely October 15, 2022
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Patrick

A pig bottom. A typical Patrick isn’t happy unless both holes are filled.
I met that guy on Grindr... he was such a total Patrick, and wasn’t happy until both holes were used and abused.
by Bcart1987 December 14, 2018
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Dopey Patrick

someone who unironically texts at most 3 words like patrick from spongebob squarepants (no offense to anyone called patrick) they also sometimes capitalise U or i even autocorrect cant save em
"Wys" "Yo" "Sn" "Wytm" - Dopey Patrick
by Dopey Patrick December 26, 2023
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