patrick kesler

Patrick Kesler makes all things possible. I know I need a Patrick Kesler in my life. Other definitions include but not to be exempt from, other people in their lives other names in their lives names and their lives that aren't Patrick good luck.

I've always wanted Patrick Kesler.

by say No no June 19, 2022

Patrick

Some Brazilian guy

Did you know Patrick is from Brazil?

by Abe Schwartz May 20, 2021

Patrick

He’s a pretty cool dude that gets all the ladies

“My name is Patrick and I get all the ladies WHOOOOOOO”

by Gmagg60 December 15, 2020

tuch patrick

touching patrick from spongebob on the hit mobile app "goo asmr make fun" and when you do he goes:

ohh myyy.... amazing.... mmmmmm

guy 1: man i love playing goo slime simulator
guy 2: can you tuch patrick in it?
guy 1: yes
phone: oh my... amazing... mmmm

by thegrugs February 16, 2025

Patrick

Stop posting these to your stories.

Thanks,
Everyone

Patrick - just a name

by Personnotnamepatrick November 24, 2021

Patrick

A faggot loser that is pale as fuck, and has a shit ton of freckles. Patrick thinks that a girl counts as a girlfriend, even though they haven’t even been on 1 date with them. They are emo, and try to fit in, but can’t.

Look at Patrick over there. Loser.

by Rooster. June 14, 2020

Patrick

A mysterious man that has a weird obsession for overweight frogs/toads and crabs. Although it may seem that Patrick is sane on the outside, his insides hides a very peculiar and interesting man. Overall however, Patrick never fails to make someone laugh. This is why many people adore Patrick (unless you don't appreciate his absurd likings for his toads and crabs).

Oh my god, did Patrick just send another picture of a toad to me???

by Dr. Negative November 11, 2018