Posturing Pete

A male, usually under 30 years of age, suffering from a a condition that forces him to act in such a manner that his exposed muscles are constantly in a flexed position.

We were at the bar and some Posturing Pete showed up wearing a tank top and he had some skanky chick that smelled like cat food with him. He tried to play tough, but everyone just laughed.

by briantroy December 20, 2009

postcation

the day after your actual vacation

Dude, I'm so bummed to be back from my trip that I can't work today. I need a postcation day!

by Tasha_OC March 15, 2010

post-toast

an hour or so after you are no longer stoned, but still feel kinda spacey and out of it.

i was so post-toast at dinner today, but i just told my mom i was tired and it was chill

by lookatthisbullshit October 3, 2010

POSROC

Piece Of Shit Riced Out Car

man i was driving down the highway when i rolled up on a posroc...he wanted to race me so i beat him in my grandmas lincoln lol

by j-horny December 20, 2010

Post It Pal

One with whom you have an inside joke in which everyday office supplies are used to coordinate and arrange for the execution of sexual acts which may include, but are not limited to, bus riding and cupcaking.

That girl has 3 post it pals.

Clair and Jeff are the office post it pals.

Mom why do you have so many post it pals?

by tennkenn January 26, 2011

poser

everybody according to someone. in reality a poser is someone who pretends to be someone they are not. only acting a certain way because they want to be accepted. the problem is someone is going to call you a poser no matter what. the term has lost all meaning really. i once heard a jackass call marilyn manson a poser. really? who is he trying to be if not simply himself? so in short everybody is a poser apparently.

bob: have you listened to the new gwar album?

jack: you like gwar? you're such a poser.

bob: you're a fucking idiot. why do we even hang out?

by JONNYNEKRO May 14, 2011