pimp noodle

To back hand someone soft and slow, wiping the back of your hand on their face

1)OMG!! Johny just Pimp noodled me!!
2)I'm totally going to Pimp noodle you if you don't shut up

by Breasttaco May 14, 2014

Pimp marza

A bomb ass queen who also a pimp on the side

Damn I wish I was as cool as pimp marza

by DaymmmPimpMarzatho September 12, 2015

Pimp Slap

1. (noun)
An action that consists of the slapping of a person for unknown or unfair reasons; Like how a pimp would do his hoe

See also: backhand and bitch slap

Derrick: Well I think you're wrong!
Rachel: Excuse me?
Derrick: You heard me! You're wro-- *is backhanded*
George: Oh shit! She just pimp slapped you!

by totallynotvain298 October 3, 2016

pimp a baby

Using a trusted person's baby or small child to claim as a qualifying child on your taxes to lower your tax due or get a money refund. The trusted person must not be required to (or will not) file taxes.

It's tax time and I need to find someone I can trust to a pimp a baby.

by Not a Philistine December 2, 2016

pimp you

when someone wants to buy you whatever you want

imma pimp you.

by yosugardaddy June 5, 2019

Pimped out

A phrase that's commonly used in cases where a person, usually a minor, will be glamoured out in a way to look more sexual to others. Oftentimes this comes from (sexually) abusive parents or relatives who are sick enough to do this to their own kids and end up having someone fuck them or doing it themselves for pleasure.

1: "Hey, paps. Why is your daughter looking like that?"
2 in head: "She's pimped out."
2 in reality: "It's just what she wants to wear."

by The Worlds Loneliest Man June 20, 2019

pimp chimpen

Pimp chimpen is when you hang out with the other pimps and their chimps.

Gav. pimp: Hey, DJ! Look at that pimp chimpen! Think he's cooler?
DJ: Nah Gav, nah. we got more, its aight.

by DJ._.1001 February 25, 2020