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Similar to National Kick Tall People Day and National Throw Short People Day, October 30th is a day where both tall and short people team up and punch people who are 5'9".

(Note: no punching anywhere under the belt since that will be foul play)
Oh boy! I can't wait for National Punch Medium People Day!
by Cats_4_LifeX October 21, 2020
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National Trip Tall People Day

Held on October 20th, this is a holiday celebrating people under 5’4. As opposed to ‘Throw Short People’ Day, short people will therefore be superior to tall people, and will trip them. No permission needed.
Tomorrow is National Trip Tall People Day,” yelled Jorden, at the top of his lungs.
by Leader of the Short People October 22, 2020
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among us people

oh yes among us a fun game ahhahahahahha
wait until you meet the people
among us people
theres
the dater (male) : hey here my number 800-588-2300
the dater (female): lets haves sex

the troller: im gonna call a meeting and say alot cuss words

(crewmate) the rage quiter : NOOOOOO I DIED FROM A STUPID IMPOSTER NOO *leaves game*

(imposter) rage quitters: THEY CAUGHT ME NOOO *leaves game*
the host : hey guys no trolling

the noob: im running to a wall
the afk: .....
thd crewmate: doing task hope i dont die
im imposter: killing is what i do
the snitch: GUYS ITS PURPLE (purple: dude why you snitched) ... *leaves game*
the afk imposter: ...
the hacker: *ban*
the teamers: HAHAHAHAHAH wait we got voted out FOR WHAT (ghost: teaming) SO WHAT

the friends: *kicked*
the self reporter: ( everyone: where) in medbay
the stalker (crewmate) : stalking them so they dont vent
the stalker: (imposter) : time to die
by YAY_fucktheinternet November 30, 2020
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Kick Short People Day

The 30th August is Kick Short People Day! Go ahead and slap em!
Come to sweet Pablo's, it's Kick Short People Day!
by Alla Gnatenko August 29, 2021
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Harass Short People Month

In the month October, it is Harass Short People Month. During this month you are legally allowed to harass anyone under 5’1. May it be children, midgets or people who have weak genetics. Anyone over 5’1 can participate in HSPM. Harassment can come in any forms. Extra points if you make the short person cry. This event lasts only through Oct 1 to Oct 31, so you better start thinking of ways to make the short people in your life miserable! Happy October!
Person 1: It October! You know what that means!”
Person 2: please spare me, I promise to grow over 5’1
Person 1: none shall live

Harass Short People Month is a fun activity for the whole family!
by dreamssoggycumsock October 9, 2021
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Punt Short People Day

by cucoshorty December 24, 2021
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