Emotional Cow-Tipping

Ambush of a person's lack of emotional awareness regarding a certain issue. Sneaking up from behind, saying something provocative and intentionally confusing, then running away.

"He was unaware that he was the subject of an Emotional Cow-Tipping. She knew all about the other woman, and dropped a verbal bomb right in front of him and his friends."

by Mamahipster September 16, 2011

Flaming Reverse Cow

When you stick your penis in hot candle wax and perform the sex position known as reverse cowgirl

Last night I gave Riley Brown Flaming Reverse Cow By Kenny Wescott

by Kenny Wescott February 06, 2020

fat-cow-armidillo

a really fat ugly bitch.

shut up you stupid fat-cow-armidillo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Blaze Hoskins December 14, 2009

Dark as a cows guts

A Place or area that due to the absence of light offers the same field of view as if your head was wedged inside a cows ass.

When he left the Pub and walked home through the woods it was as dark as a cows guts.

by Sathere March 08, 2009

fat masturbating cow

a girl that has an oval butt and is cow like

omg leah is such a fat masturbating cow.

by Matilda111 November 30, 2010

Cow queefs in the ass

A cow queef in the ass is a term used to describe something beyond imagination. If one is to even utter the phrase, they are likely to shit their pants.

Yes, that's right, cow queefs in the ass are the main cause of global warming.

by Kev Younger August 06, 2011

Strawberry cow day

Strawberry cow day is on april 12th. Every year on the 12th don't do homework, or chores. Grab a fresh glass of strawberry milk and chug it down, you deserved it!

Kyle: Guess what, It's strawberry cow day! Go get my strawberry milk!
Jay: We have homework to do
Kyle: GET ME STRAWBERRY MILK, NO WORK FOR KYLE TODAY.

by yourgirlyky September 19, 2020