open the books

American Mafia phrase that means when an LCN family opens up their rosters for recruitment, to bring in new made members.
Frankie, you've been on record for a while and you're a stand-up guy, so I'm gonna recommend you to the guy upstairs next time we open the books.
by Torelli_5150 May 20, 2023
mugGet the open the booksmug.

Door open moose

Patented by TSN's Jeff "O-Dog" O'Neil, a "door open moose" refers to the act of leaving the bathroom door open or ajar during the act of "pooping". The term moose refers to the size of the donation.
"My wife is not impressed with me, I just did a door open moose". "Please close the door, no one wants to watch you door open moose"
by grittyt May 6, 2018
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Opened a can of stew

Extreme defecation in a place other than a toilet
I opened a can of stew in Eric's locker after school.
by Johnny Wankler November 20, 2013
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wide slam open

Full throttle. Full speed ahead. When a person is hyper, full of energy, and excited about everything.
That crazy dude at the party was wide slam open.
by caniacattack May 5, 2009
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Open up the playbook

When a person who is currently sandbagging in an activity suddenly decides to give their full skill/effort into it.

The term originates from American football coaches tending to have conservative play calling until a game-changing scenario shows up, by which they "open up their playbooks" (e.g., trick plays) to gain an edge over their opponent.
The pro Mario Kart player had to open up the playbook against his amateur friends after finishing no higher than 3rd after every race.
by Original Orangutans November 29, 2023
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Mississippi Can Opener

when you're being pegged in the ass by a vibrating monster dildo while trying to take a shit, but you can't shit because your ass is covered by a dildo. this causes you to vomit up all the shit, and proceed to put it in a jar and freeze it for the next day. used the next morning as a stimulant for sexual arousal and prowess.
person 1: "hey babe, you wanna try the Mississippi Can Opener tonight"
person 2: "sure, just make sure you eat up before"
by MississipiMenace December 21, 2022
mugGet the Mississippi Can Openermug.

open fly

When A Majestic Fly 'Comes Out Of Your Zipper' its Actually Your Dick Coming Out Of Your Zipper
Hey We Can See Your Fly Hanging Out

The Open Fly Airlines Is Available

open fly plz im horny
by MummysWannabeGangster April 7, 2016
mugGet the open flymug.

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