house breaking bitch

A girl solely responsible for single handedly destroying a relation just because she can

"Hey Steve, did you hear about Dan and Tiffany?"
"Yeah man, rough shit. It was all courtney's fault! That house breaking bitch!"

by malaysensation November 29, 2011

Fourth Wall Break

What Deadpool does constantly

"Fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break. That's like sixteen walls!"

by Harley Quinnzel August 25, 2016

Break yo self

to attempt to scare another individual with a gun or knife

Break yo self sucka!!

by Essence August 21, 2003

break me off

After a guy is excited, and ready to cum, "break me off" means to make him cum.

"Okay, baby. Break me off."

by Megan October 7, 2003

break-up residue

All that stuff you find around the house after a break-up that's not yours. Depending on how cordial the break-up is, this will either require either a phone call/text to the ex to let them know your found more of their stuff OR another trip to the dumpster!

I kicked my boyfriend out two weeks ago and am still finding break-up residue in my house!

by gizmogirl October 9, 2010

Breaking the Facebook wall

Commenting about facebook on facebook, or when a group of people are having a discussion in a comment thread, and someone comments with, "This is the best/worst comment thread!"

Interrupting the flow of conversation and your suspension of disbelief that you actually have a social life.

Dickwad Dave: Fuck yea, I made waffles this morning. And took a picture.

Cunt Julia: Hope you enjoy your waffles Dave, as they're the last ones you get to eat without knowing you have HIV. Oh by the way, about last night, I HAVE HIV.
You and 127 like this.

Dickwad Dave: Jokes on you Cunt, I wore a condom! Now they're righteous waffles.

Cunt Julia: You drunk slobbering fuck, you tried to wear a magnum condom on your midget dick and just ended up stuffing the condom up into my twat like god damn canon packing.

Dickwad Dave: Fuck you whore! Why'd you let me fuck if you're an infested skank!

Cunt Julia: Me being half passed out in the guest bedroom does not count as "Let you fuck" you god damn rapist.

Worthless William: Best comment thread ever

Urban Dick: Fuck Bill, stop breaking the facebook wall. I was enjoyin' this fuckin show

by Ticktok December 28, 2012

forced to break up

When you were perfectly happy in a relationship but then are forced to break up. The worst thing to go through especially when you still love your gf/bf deeply. Want to remain friends but dont know how to. Then suddenly one moves on, and the other is left broken in a million pieces... their heart doesn’t know how to function. Say they are over it but truly aren’t.

“My mom is forcing me to break up with you. Im so sorry. Forgive me. Wait for me if you can ! I love you.” Forced to break up

by Mrys May 26, 2018