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Number 2

P O R N, oh uh oops I mean porn uh no I mean porn oops no I mean corn. Yeah corn yummy yummy delisoud corn b
by iminhellplshelpahhh July 2, 2024
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This is the number one song in heaven
Written, of course, by the mightiest hand
All of the angels are sheep in the fold of their master
They always follow the Master and his plan
This is the number one song in heaven
Why are you hearing it now, you ask
Maybe you're closer to here than you imagine
Maybe you're closer to here than you care to be
This is the number one song in heaven
Written, of course, by the mightiest hand
All of the angels are sheep in the fold of their master
They always follow the Master and his plan
This is the number one song in heaven
Why are you hearing it now, you ask
Maybe you're closer to here than you imagine
Maybe you're closer to here than you care to be
by Death Menace April 27, 2023
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Chauncey's Number

Not to be confused with the term Chauncy, which is not even similar.

Chauncey's number is the amount of time between when ant item, person or animal enters the world and when it inevitably touches a penis. This number is lower for girls named Kandi.
"Man, Stormi's Chauncey's Number is like, 15 years. She's wild."

"Bro, when we were skinny dipping, that turtle found out it's Chauncey's Number. Nasty."
by Samuel Gmoney October 24, 2019
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runner number

the number given by a runner (someone who buys drugs for minors) to the teens so that they can call him/her if they need something.
Yo that guy gave me a runner number.
Great now we dont have to steal the vodka from my parents.
by UrbanlegenD786 June 8, 2009
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burn a number

To ask if you want to smoke a joint. Circa 1960's - 1970's
Hey you want to go burn a number.
joint weed smoke
by Betty Bash May 11, 2018
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number 3

just like number 1, peeing; and number 2, pooping

number 3 is the process of masturbation.
sorry, I was in the middle of a number 3.
by DS Nutz February 23, 2022
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