guys a have a real problem

i accidentally stapled my foreskin to my left testicle theres blood everywhere oh god oh fuck

guys a have a real problem please help

by powerful guy May 4, 2019

you have the homo sex

it mean u gay lol

some guy: lol you're bad
you: stfu you have the homo sex

by u have the gay November 8, 2018

let's have a toast for the flowers

When you find your partner with another person on your anniversary, simply you find them cheating on you.

He walks into the house with random flowers to see his wife with his best friend, rather than lose control he goes to a bar.

""Let's have a toast for the flowers" he lifts his glass to the flowers in pity.

by Khalisse August 2, 2017

have fingers in many pies

To be involved in multiple businesses.

When I grow up, I want to have fingers in many pies. Rich people often have fingers in many pies.

by Achmed Akbar June 12, 2016

having sex with harry potter

What Alice wants to do everyday in her dreams.

having sex with harry potter in my dreams.

by crystalann chaos June 17, 2008

have sex with me in the bathroom

ohh babyy commee and have fuckin Sex with me in the washroom yasss daddyyyy

ohh babyy commee and have Sex with me in the bathroom yasss daddyyyy

by yesss daddyyyy January 3, 2022

You all would not have had, had I had not have had you all to have had.

The long version of y'all'd'nt've'd'd'i'd'nt've'd'y'all't've'd, which is the longest grammatically correct contraction. It means without me, you couldn't have done it.

P 1: We did it!
P 2: You all would not have had, had I had not have had you all to have had."

by George Washingmachine. January 3, 2021