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Noah

/ˈˌnōə/
name

1) A very weird human being (if he's human at all). He is the kind of guy who eats plastic fruit and keeps a raccoon that he found in the driveway eating broken glass as a pet. Noah likes to look at himself in the mirror with women's clothes on... creepy... He also tries to get women by bragging about how many gallons of raw eggs he can down in 20 minutes. He's a demon on the dance floor, though. This man invented the Double-Fidget-Spinner-Hoverboard-Airhorn-360-Noscope-Dabbing-Backflip-Whip. Seriously.

verb

1) to try to dab while riding your pet dog like a horse.

2) to be an overall terrible human being.
1) Did you see Noah eat that butterfly? Creepy.

2) Dude, don't go all Noah on us
by PseudonymSid December 27, 2017
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Noah

Noah is the guy with a birth defect on his face that is also a wireless bluetooth connection that he can use to communicate with other people with the same birth defect. It is also infact good luck and helps him whenever he needs his luck! (the birth defect is his dimples)
Luke: Hey that guy is communicating with that girl without speaking

Mike: Woah he's definitely a Noah.
by Written by Krls :) November 24, 2023
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noah beck

he is dating dixie and if he breaks up with her he is dead
dixie + noah beck = doah
by cassie 8989 April 19, 2021
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Noah

Noah is the best friend you’ll ever have they are 4 lifers and are always hot, smart, funny and honest. In their past life they were a demigod for the seas of Hawaii. They are definitely the best person ever and will brighten every room.
Josh: This party is boring Ima head out
Mike: Wait Noah’s here
Josh: Oh I’m staying then
by Best definition writer April 14, 2022
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Noah genna

by Daddy boy21 February 25, 2022
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Noah

Noah has a massive penis and is rlly funny. He pulls like crazy and his rizz game is off the charts. By far the best at sex and is incredibly funny. He has depression but hides it so that people wont worry and puts people before him. He typically hangs out with girls. Noah is annoying. But we love him.
"Did you see Noah, his cock was huge."
by FatherHitsMe April 1, 2023
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noah

noah is the best type of person you will ever meet. he will be your best friend forever and if you get to date a noah never let him go. he will make you the happiest you have ever been. he is gorgeous and perfect in every single way, nobody could replace him.
by sexchorzegirl December 22, 2021
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