Salt spunker

Someone who HAS to throw salt in the game salt in the game

"Fuck Georgia, He's nothing but a two timing salt spunker!"

by mandrew_thejew March 28, 2008

Salt

White stuff you put in food. sometimes it comes in clumps.

go put the salt onto the beef, and inside the roast chicken so that it tastes better.

by Child tickler! March 11, 2024

salt the pineapple

A euphemism for sex, stemming from a B-52s song referring to a female's genitalia as a pineapple, and the saltiness of ejaculate.

Tonight I'm going to salt the pineapple.

by Heavy Hammer March 15, 2016

salted queer

A person that is bad at disc golf

Get a life you salted queer

by Callsok February 5, 2023

Don’t Salt My Jam

A playful way of saying “Don’t negatively impact something I enjoy”
I.E: Don’t ruin my vibe/ don’t burst my bubble

You’re having a good time, but your friend is unhappy because they’re not having as good a time as you. “Hey man, don’t salt my jam!”

by morallymorbid April 5, 2025

salt merchant

An uncommonly annoying internet troll that exists to spread salt. Often found in online games such as Counter-Strike:GO, LoL, COD, and Chivalry: Medieval Warfare. Salt merchants usually ply their trade through offensive innuendoes and racial/homosexual/religiously charged slurs directed to players on their own team, rather than that of their opponents.

Salt Merchants differ from Salt Gods in that they rarely devolve into simple profanities directed at single players and usually spread to envelope their entire team. Their goal is to trigger as many people as possible. As such, any and all remotely dividing topics are covered in their vitrol.

Salt Merchant: Hitler did nothing wrong except for letting your Jews anscestors give birth to you, you ableist keking shitlord.

Player 1: Fuck off, Salt Merchant!

Salt Merchant: This team is full of autists holy fuck please kill me now.

by Giant Miniature Space Hampster March 5, 2017

Salt-and-Pepper Bear

A gay slang term for a heavy-set man with grey (or white) and black hair on their body.

I made out with a salt-and-pepper bear at a gay bar last night because his white and black hair turned me on.

by Ana Siski January 2, 2020