Super Ninja Secret (Adj.) a. To describe a secret that is ultimately THE SECRET that no one knows about or ever will. b. A secret that you can't even tell your bestest friend, or anyone for the fear it would get out. c. A secret that you can't tell no matter what. d. the secret your mother warned you about. e. when someone says they would have to kill you if they told you...yeah, that's a super ninja secret!
"OOOHHH yeah.....that secret....it's a Super ninja secret... I can't tell you!"
The best way to have sex, is still a super ninja secret.
What happened to JFK, is a super ninja secret.
Jimmy Hoffa remains a super ninja secret.
The best way to have sex, is still a super ninja secret.
What happened to JFK, is a super ninja secret.
Jimmy Hoffa remains a super ninja secret.
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Get the matress ninja mug.A carpentry ninja is one who approaches carpentry challenges with skill, determination, and problem solving. This is usually reflected in their speed, confidence, exceptional agility, and success at pretty much everything.
This bathroom remodel was definitely the work of a carpentry ninja...look at the clean cuts and consistency over here...
by carpentryninja1 November 27, 2011
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Sally's Status: "I just had a baby... I am so excited"
Johnny Boy: "I just started a new diet"
Timid Tim: "Boy, I've been thinking about starting a diet myself, but I'm concerned it won't work for me"
Johnny Boy: "How have you been Tim, sounds like you're still timid."
*conversation between Timid Tim and Johnny Boy commences*
Sally: "You're a status ninja"
Johnny Boy: "I just started a new diet"
Timid Tim: "Boy, I've been thinking about starting a diet myself, but I'm concerned it won't work for me"
Johnny Boy: "How have you been Tim, sounds like you're still timid."
*conversation between Timid Tim and Johnny Boy commences*
Sally: "You're a status ninja"
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